BansheeTK 12 year.agoPretty fucked up jokesQ: How do you kill a redneck? A: Wait 'till he fucks his sister then cut the brakes on his house. Q: What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer? A: Freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out. Q: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A: Nothing you already done told her twice. Q: How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool? A: Flip it upside-down. Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free. Q: What happened when the jew walked into the wall with a hard-on? A: He broke his nose. Q: How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit? A: Nine months. Q: How do you get a nun pregnant? A: Dress her up like an altarboy. Q: What do you call 40 mexicans buried up to their neck in sand? A: A spicket fence. Q: How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None,they just sit in the dark and bitch Q: Did you hear about the two car pile up in Mexico? A: 200 Mexicans died. Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile. Q: What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? A: Before the First Period. Q: How do you swat 200 flies at one time A: Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan. Q: What is a redneck virgin? A: A seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.
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In order to survive they both have to be quiet.
Now, it's X_XTentacion.
Take the toll road.
I nearly came on the spot.
A six year old girl was brushing her teeth when her mother got out of the shower. Shocked, the girl pointed to her mother's chest and said "What are those?" "Well, you'll get them in a few years, honey" her mother replies. a few days pass and the girl is brushing her teeth again, when her father gets out of the shower. Once again shocked, the little girl asked "When do I get to have one of those!?" With a slight smile the father replies "As soon as your mother leaves."
Steve
A bomb vest actually does something when it's triggered.
Nigger
>!Both the protagonists are ash!< ​ edit: Thanks for the shekel kind shoah!
It's called 'trycoxagain'.
Trying to fit in.
Blowjob. You can beat your meat, eggs, or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.
I aim for 21 but always end up hitting on 14
A man in the front said, "Thank god! Are you a doctor!?" I said, "No, that's my fucking pizza!"
None, he fell.
They still remain cousins
She speaks chinese.
suicide
Very satisfying.
Never Baguette
He breaks his nose.
Because then the game would be called "Solved".
I remembered my instructor said you should never swerve or try and avoid an animal, it's dangerous and you can end up causing a more serious accident. You should always just hit it and keep on driving. Had to chase that cunt for miles across the fields before I got the fucker...
And I told her, being funny is the second best way to get a girl into bed. She asked "what's the best way?" I said "a big knife." She laughed and said "you're funny." I said "wise choice."
Two towers
He said, "What are you doing daddy?" "It's called wanking," I replied. "You'll be doing this soon." "Why, daddy?" he asked. "Because my arm is fucking killing me."
The boy says, "Dad what's that big hairy thing between your legs?" Dad replies, "That's your sisters head, son."
There's no definitive proof that thousands of Russians have entered Ukraine.
About how easy it is to decapitate a head
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