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avatar Hornguy2363 6 day.agoRooster and Donkey
If you are a donkey and I am a rooster and I break my two feet off in you what do you have? Two feet of my cock in your ass, 😂🤣
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avatar Almustafa_1923 6 day.agoA teacher, a lawyer and a priest are on a sinking ship.
A crew member yells out "Men and woman on the life boats first." The teacher, all distraught, says "What about the children?" The lawyer replies "Fuck the kids." The priest says "Do you think we have time?"
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avatar BuzzyBug 6 day.agoWhat’s the difference between erotic and kinky?
What’s the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather; kinky is using the whole chicken.
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avatar BuzzyBug 7 day.agoQ. What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
Q. What’s the difference between your wife and your job? A. After five years your job still sucks.
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avatar BuzzyBug 8 day.agoDoctors say penis is the greatest breakfast. Why?
Because it has a mushroom head, a hotdog, two eggs and cream, which provides all the nutrients necessary to make a woman healthy.
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avatar Nervous_Strain9082 9 day.agoI hate it when I go to a gay restaurant
The drinks waiter comes over and gives me a drink, Then the food waiter comes over and gives me food, Then the head waiter comes over…..😫
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avatar Chemical-Tap5838 9 day.agoWhat the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang a picture.
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avatar RemarkableKey3622 9 day.agoI though I was doing a good job keeping up with rule 4 in this subreddit.
I misread the rule and mistook the "R" for a "P."
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avatar BuzzyBug 9 day.agoQ. What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Q. What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? A. Oral sex makes your day; anal sex makes your hole weak.
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avatar Chemical-Tap5838 9 day.agoHow does a black woman know she is pregnant?
When she takes her tampon out all the cotton has been picked.
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