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avatar gabagobbler 1 mon.agoWhy don't necrophiliacs know their love language?
It's a dead tongue.
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avatar teslestiene 1 mon.agoMy American friends always boast about freedom and democracy
They didn't like it when I told them they have one more political party than North Korea
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avatar Dobbys_cumsock 1 mon.agoWhat do the White House and my dick have in common?
They were both ruined by musk.
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avatar hacksawjim89 1 mon.agoA guy walks up to a New York newsstand and buys a paper. He unrolls it and throws it in the garbage. The owner asks him if there was a problem with the paper. He says; "No, I was just looking for an obituary." "But you only looked at the front page. They dont print obituaries there."
The one I'm looking for, they will.
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avatar Pwdell_ 1 mon.agoWhat is the advantage of having sex with a dead body?
They last a few days, not minutes.
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avatar Comfortable-Line-579 1 mon.agoWhy did Eric Clapton like Fall Out Boy?
They reminded him of his son.
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avatar Fun_Syllabub_5985 2 mon.agoWhy was the snowman smiling?
He heard the snowblower was coming
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avatar mom-stealer 2 mon.agoHow is a tombstone like an exclusive guest list?
If your name’s on it, you’re in forever.
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avatar armyofonions 2 mon.agoElon Musk is not a Nazi
Nazis made really good cars
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avatar mom-stealer 2 mon.agoCemetery Swingers
I went to a cemetery-themed sex club last night. The host grinned and said, “At our place you never worry about premature endings—you’re already dying to come all night long.”
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