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avatar Nervous_Strain9082 9 day.agoI hate it when I go to a gay restaurant

The drinks waiter comes over and gives me a drink, Then the food waiter comes over and gives me food, Then the head waiter comes over…..😫

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1. Life is like a box of chocolates

Nobody likes the dark ones

2. Mean jokes are like food.

Not everybody gets it.

3. My friend who has Down's syndrome says is happy because at least he isn't black

Good thing for him he was also born blind.

4. My wife has some truly horrible rape stories.

I keep telling her that the kids would probably prefer something like "Goldilocks and the Three Bears."

5. So my math teacher asked how many times does 50 go into 11.

Apparently, the answer wasn't, "Ask Michael Jackson."

6. The yarmulke was invented by a Jew that wanted to cover a bald spot,

but didn't want to pay for an entire hat.

7. Why are autistic people bad at being homeless?

Because they can't accept change.

8. "Knock, knock, knock,knock,knock,knock,knock,knock"

"Who's there?" "Michael J Fox"

9. a boy asks his mother what dark humor is and his mother asks: are you seeing that cripple?

then the son replies: mom I'm blind and mom says: exactly

10. I hate double standards!

Burn a body at the crematorium, you're being a, "respectful friend." However, do it at home and you're, "destroying evidence."

11. Did you know that women are funny too ?

Take a look at their women’s rights,these are fucking jokes

12. Heroin addicts are so stingy

Every time I ask for some they only give me a spoonful

13. Dark Humor is like food

Never mind, you probably won’t get it

14. The amount of corona virus patients should be in half

Because women are objects

15. What does a tree and a dog have in common

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe

16. I've found out how to make Windows run faster.

I installed the French version.

17. Women have one right

And one left

18. What's the best comedy subreddit?

r/thefairersex

19. What’s black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Steven Hawkins in a house fire

20. What do we want?

A cure for stut stut stut stu stu st st st.... screw it, the cold!

21. Who you gonna call

22. What do you call a gay abortion?

A wet fart

23. What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

CRAYONS!!!!!

24. What starts with S, ends with Y, and is something black people hate.

Slavery.

25. My neighbour and her new boyfriend both have osteoporosis.

They met on snapchat.

26. You're a cunt

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27. Old Ethiopian proverb:

You can't have your cake or eat it.

28. What do you call when a gay person gets 3rd degree burns?

LGBBQ

29. Wanna hear a funny joke?

Women’s rights.

30. What do you call black comedy?

Dark humor

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