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avatar KimBluestone 5 mon.agoI’m not saying I hate you but if you were on fire and I had water…

I would drink it

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1. 1.Knock knock

2.Who’s there 1.Rey 2.Rey who 1.Reycist scum bag

2. Why do some people have broad noses?

To breathe like bitches.

3. Apparently, Stephen Hawking is British.

I had no idea, his accent threw me off.

4. The only n-word you should ever call a black person is nice.

Niggers like to be called nice.

5. Given the times in America cops really are a

Pain in the neck

6. If hot air goes up, then why do farts go down?

Because Donald Trump needs more air to keep talking out of his ass.

7. how many police does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

none. they beat the bulb for being broke and arrest the room for being black (creds: justaboy/YT)

8. What do you call two gay Irishmen?

Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick

9. What do George Floyd and Colin Kaepernick have in common?

They both went out on a limb by taking a knee for Black lives

10. Ugly people be like "This mask requirement to enter businesses shit is great, are you sure it's safe to take 'em off?"

11. Wanna go dumpster diving?

I say we hit Ramsey County Medical Examiner first.

12. I finally understood why they're calling it "peaceful protesting"

Because they're breaking windows into pieces and each person gets their own piece of the loot

13. She said choke me daddy,

so i took her to Minneapolis.

14. What do you call a Mexican assassin?

A killer bean

15. What’s the difference between a nigger and a pizza

The pizza can feed a family of four

16. Comas can really change the meaning of a sentence. For instance, "Ben is in a hurry."

"Ben is in a coma."

17. Hey girl are you a cop

because you take my breath away

18. I'm afraid we're seeing the dreaded second wave of coronavirus

I keep seeing videos of people shouting, "I can't breathe!"

19. George F Kaepernick!

I propose it’s too soon to take a knee

20. How many Minneapolis policemen does it take to screw in a light bulb.

None they will just beat it for being dark

21. What's the difference between a naked white girl and a naked black girl?

One's on the cover of Playboy while the other's on the cover of National Geographic

22. Trump shouldn't have any problems with finding recruits for the army

Because there are schools all over America.

23. Target

Why do they name a store target and get surprised when to gets hit

24. I'm starting to realize my country doesn't like people taking a knee

25. The perfect race

Isn’t the one where half of the race apologizes for being their color, and the other half wants to say the N word

26. I called the suicide hotline in Iraq... they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck

27. A man from Saudi Arabia was caught stealing hand sanitizer

He won’t be needing it anymore

28. Fat Tyrone

y'all want some good good i got Cheetos and Doritos

29. What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?

The zit waits until you're twelve to come on your face.

30. What are your best holocaust jokes?

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