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No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armour.
stands for food
Depends on the gun you use
The sex is great but it isn't easy getting her husband’s voice right. xpost - r/sickipedia
I guess they're aimed at a younger audience. Edit: Thanks for the gold!
Because they spend their entire life working for their Masters
In order to survive they both have to be quiet.
Now, it's X_XTentacion.
Take the toll road.
I nearly came on the spot.
A six year old girl was brushing her teeth when her mother got out of the shower. Shocked, the girl pointed to her mother's chest and said "What are those?" "Well, you'll get them in a few years, honey" her mother replies. a few days pass and the girl is brushing her teeth again, when her father gets out of the shower. Once again shocked, the little girl asked "When do I get to have one of those!?" With a slight smile the father replies "As soon as your mother leaves."
Steve
A bomb vest actually does something when it's triggered.
Nigger
>!Both the protagonists are ash!< ​ edit: Thanks for the shekel kind shoah!
It's called 'trycoxagain'.
Trying to fit in.
Blowjob. You can beat your meat, eggs, or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.
I aim for 21 but always end up hitting on 14
A man in the front said, "Thank god! Are you a doctor!?" I said, "No, that's my fucking pizza!"
None, he fell.
They still remain cousins
She speaks chinese.
suicide
Very satisfying.
Never Baguette
He breaks his nose.
Because then the game would be called "Solved".
I remembered my instructor said you should never swerve or try and avoid an animal, it's dangerous and you can end up causing a more serious accident. You should always just hit it and keep on driving. Had to chase that cunt for miles across the fields before I got the fucker...
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