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You would be grumpy, too, if you woke up and found yourself at work.

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In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!

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1. Why do black people have white palms?

There’s a little bit of good in everyone.

2. I think only black people should cops problem solved. Though it would require showing up to a job, driving a car that wasn't stolen, not robbing the place where you get your doughnuts, taking drugs from people not just taking drugs and paying for stuff out of your own wallet not everyone else's.

3. Jake Paul so ugly

He's gonna come out of prison a virgin

4. Someone asked my girlfriend how deep is she?

I replied 6ft

5. What has 2016 and 2020 got in common ?

Outrage over the unjust killing of a gorilla

6. What is the difference between little children and black people?

I don't want to touch black people

7. What do gay hippies in Western countries and Middle East have in common?

They all get stoned.

8. What do you call an Asian prostitute?

Dat Phat Ho

9. What’s about six inches, pink, and my girlfriend cries when I put it in her mouth

Her aborted baby

10. How much is the real Vatican's GPD?

Nobody knows. Epstein took that secret to his grave.

11. What would MLK be called if he was alive today?

Martin Looter King

12. What's the difference between Batman and black people?

Batman can go out without robin.

13. What's the highest amount of time a black man hold his breath?

8 minutes and 46 seconds

14. Why’d do black people call why white people Honky?

It’s the last noise they hear before we run em over!

15. At school I used to bully the kid who had brittle bone disease.

Then one day he just snapped.

16. I Don’t normally laugh at jokes about dead people

But this one George Floyd Joke was so funny it literally took my breath away

17. Black lives have always mattered

They kept the cotton business booming in the 1800s

18. Midgets don't like being called Midgets.

And they really REALLY don't like being called "People McNuggets."

19. A woman who is half Asian and half muslim...

Tried to fly a plane into a building, as all muslims do, but missed and hit a parked car because she's an asian woman driver. Thank you.

20. A fire broke out at a Weight Watchers meeting today.

Members could be heard screaming, "Walk for your lives!"

21. What do cigarettes and Jeffree Star have in common?

They are both fags I would smoke

22. KFC is now really scraping the bottom of the barrel and has started a new campaign to target Downs customers.

It's window-lickin' good.

23. I just saw an Indian guy shaking a piece of carpet outside his door.

I said, "What's up, won't it start?"

24. How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black

25. I put the dishes in the dishwasher

I didnt know it could say no

26. Why are planes painted white?

so they dont get shot

27. Why are black people scared to sleep ?

Because the last black guy with a dream got shot

28. What type of vacuum do they use at an abortion clinic?

A Dy Son

29. What should you get Hitler for his birthday?

300 Jews and an Easy Bake Oven.

30. How do you know if your kid lost their virginity?

When the dog starts walking wierd.

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