DinglebarryHandpump 25 day.agoI have troubles at work, troubles at home, troubles in my social life, but I forget them all when I journey to the seasideI got 99 problems, but the beach ain't one of them
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Obviously not 8 because my basement is still dark.
Chemotherapy.
Because it’s cheaper than chemotherapy.
I'd probably get robbed by a black guy
The church has a sign that says "convert to Christianity and get 50$" one man says to the other "Morty, I'm thinking about doing it." The man enters the church and comes out half an hour later. Morty asks "did you get your fifty dollars?" The man replies "is that all you people think about?"
shame he spends all his time on the dashboard.
They're both excellent polish removers
Most of the jokes on this sub.
“Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it
He orders a beer.
All the great ones are white.
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She has a separate entrance for black dick.
So Mohammed said, "my faith can move skyscrapers"
Like hunger and insecurity.
Because they're all stolen.
5 year old in my trunk
They asked for a ginger to be cast in the live action Little Mermaid movie, but unfortunately the casting director was severely dyslexic
r/MeanJokes
it's full of transfats
Susan, 31, is only 5 miles from me looks a good one...
It's fucking childish.
He goes into the kitchen and asks his mother: "Mom, can I have some chocolate?" The mother goes: "You know the rule: no arms, no chocolate" The boy starts crying and his mother goes: "I'm just kidding! Here, catch!"
An interracial couple that got what's coming to them.
A: The finish line to the Boston marathon
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I'd have so much money that I'd probably get mugged by a black guy.
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