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When my whole family was panicking in the hopsital because Grandpa needed blood. He reassured us by screaming 'Be positive' until his last breathe.
That he often went barefooted, so the bottom of his feet were rock hard. He often went on hunger strikes so he was weak a lot of the time. He was very religious and in touch with his spiritual side. Due to him traveling around and a hunger strikes his hygiene quite often suffered. One could even say that he was... A super callused fragile mystic with extra halitosis. (Say the last line out loud quickly)
In a wiki wiki
King Pong.
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Rick O'Shea
>! Conjunction of the Spheres !<
... no canaries there either.
It's a huge missed steak.
Then we could call her Brie Brie.
I picked up a girl at the bar the other day. She took me back to her house where things got hot and heavy very quickly. I bent her over the kitchen table and started going at it when suddenly we heard the front door open. "Oh shit, it's my boyfriend ! " she exclaimed "Quick, use the backdoor" . Now it's at about this time I probably should have left but you just don't get an offer like that every day.
"Oh go on, kiss me, kiss me," she insists, "No it's out of the question," said the doctor, "Why's that?" She asks disappointedly. It's completely against ethical rules," he replies, "in fact strictly speaking I shouldn't even be having sex with you."
But next weekend he's going to get hammered.
I never paid good money to have a garbanzo bean on my face!
One says “it’s hot in here”. The other dragon replies “shut your mouth”
A hendu
Eric Clapton would never let 1 kg of cocaine fall out of a window!
When hookers are giving free BJ’s just to get something warm in their stomach.
I replied, "You bet Shiraz I would!"
They have narrowed it down to death, life imprisonment, or mandatory use of United Health insurance plans.
Made a complete spectacle of myself
Before we were married she wouldn’t give me the permission…
The World's oldest World War 2 code breaker died last week at the age of 5. Correction: 101
They just got laid by some chick
She said, "Okay, do something spontaneous right now." So I panicked and proposed to a waiter. Long story short: I'm not seeing that girl anymore, but me and Greg are registered at Target.
Eggsorcism.
Then I turned 12.
Because they are hill areas
When he puts his fishing line into the hole, he hears a loud voice say "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE THERE." So he gets up, moves a short distance away, cuts another hole in the ice, and lowers in his line. Once again he hears the loud voice say "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE THERE." So he gets up again, moves a little way, cuts another hole, and lowers in his line. The voice says, even louder, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE THERE EITHER." "Who *is* that?" the ice fisherman says, looking round. "Is that God?" "NO," says the voice, "THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK."
Only real people should vote. They're theoretical.
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