PratzStrike 25 day.agoThe transmasc cookie golem called his mom from college, in a pile of crumbs and crying."Mom I had the worst first day at college, I forgot to bring a binder and I fell to pieces."
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It means a lot to him
Baroque music.
Because they don't have the guts.
what sound does 420 day make? . . . . Bong!
Then 25.806975 is the root of all devil.
Because they don't know where home is...
Someone commented "I completely agree". I replied back "Hi completely agree. I am Mo".
Nobel Prize
One year several of them died of a plague, and it was essential that the number be brought back up to 6 so the various rites could be performed lest the Republic fall. Once the plague was over riders were sent to the four directions of the wind plus two to find replacements who had been born at the same moment the previous vestal virgins had died. When the riders returned they found they’d had brought back one too many. The recruits drew straws and the one with the short straw was free to go her way. But now here she was hundreds of miles—sorry, thousands of stadia—from home, with nothing to do. Being an enterprising young thing she started an olive oil company and grew it into the largest woman-owned business in the whole Republic. She sold only first-pressed, cold-pressed oil. People loved it and she named her company “Extra Virgin Olive Oil."
It was a tie
Peanut butter and jellyfish…
A grossery.
They’re just playing maple leaf.
I was struggling to make hens meet.
To check their form when they do a face-lift.
The place where you stick the cucumber
Purrgundy. I'm so sorry... I'll leave and never return...
Beef, chicken, and vegetable. Someday soon I hope to be a bouillonaire.
I was incensed.
Bartender says, "Hi, Mom." (Woke up in the middle of the night with this in my head for no discernable reason.)
Joseph replied "He said he was only using it for the weekend."
The streets were strangely desserted.
In case there's a salad dressing
I guess I drink whey too much
But it would probably be cheesy
Just add the NSFW tag.
An olive oil change..
HEXagon
But I'm getting a head of myself
chihuahuas
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