gilfromisrael 24 day.agoOn our second date, my girlfriend offered me a chestnutA big misunderstanding ensued.
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She’s goes, “Yeah…that’s a stretch.”
I responded with “I didn’t know they could do that”
He got a little behind in his work!
No, but an Applewood
Me : I don't know. Dad : You can tuna a piano but you can't piano a tuna. Me : What about the pot of glue? Dad: I knew you'd get stuck on that.
Until knight fall.
If I was a dinosaur I would be a backasaurus. i came up with this on the spot, I'm really proud of it and I think it's a new one, has this been said/done before?
Or are they just blowing smoke?
Knott’s Dairy Farm.
Gen A!
Just like Franz to put all his love dreams in a Liszt.
“No son, have you seen my dad glasses?”
Back when I was young, our local parish priest was made a Canon. I asked my dad what a Canon was. His reply? “It’s a big shot in the Church.” Then he cracked up laughing, as he always did at his own jokes. RIP Dad. 15 years gone, and missed every single day.
Kill-A-Man-Jaro
Via the aquaducks!
I said sure, but it would probably be rough.
He stored them in his camel lot.
Read lips.
Their T-Thirt (teeth hurt).
He Dwayne's his Johnson.
He worked it out with a pencil
Do I have free whale?
I was not born yesterday!
Thats pretty Eggotistical of you
"Barf Barf!"
You could say he had a leg up.
Because Rock beats scissors.
Nothing. He was gladiator.
Orzo I’ve been told…
Just a Gangsters pair o' dice
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