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avatar ApexPOTATOe 18 day.agoThis video game I'm playing has tons of cats you can interact with, but they all look the same.

I mean, there's more than one way to skin a cat.

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1. A gay guy tried to come out of the closet

So I pushed him back and burned the closet to the ground.

2. I asked my wife who “Bob” was in her contacts. She said he was the plumber.

Oh, so he’s good at laying pipe?

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4. How does a black girl know when she’s pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon all the cotton has been picked

5. What’s the difference between a “what’s tge difference” question and a woman?

Whats the difference questions are actually funny.

6. A rock and a woman are very similar

If they’re flat they get skipped

7. What's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.

8. What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang a picture of Jesus.

9. Whats the difference between a tree and a child?

A tree makes good paper

10. What do a rattlesnake and a condom have in common?

I don’t fuck with either of them

11. What did the atheist say to Jesus when he died

What the hell

12. Astrology:

because millions of planets and stars have spent billions of years lining themselves up just to let her know that she'll "meet someone with nice eyes today."

13. Adele has contracted that flesh eating virus.

Doctors have given her only two decades to live.

14. What’s the difference e between and Anti-Vaxers child and Donald Trump?

One is a president with a mild..... major retardation, and the other is dying from liver failure. Horrible joke? I know.....

15. Life is like a box of chocolates.

It doesn't last long for fat people. Old but gold.

16. Why do black people smell?

So blind people can hate em too

17. Why are there no feminists in Japan.

Because Japan hunts whales. Credit where credit is due I found this in the comment section of Dr Shaym’s video 50 Female Privileges. It was written by Sean Strozewski.

18. A leaf and an emo fall from a tree which hits the ground first?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

19. What does Foxy and a Gay Person have in common?

You don't get scared by Foxy when he comes out of the closet.

20. Beauty maybe on the inside.

But it is definitely not a given.

21. A skunk and a rabbit are blind and are thinking of touching each other to see if they could identify each other so the skunk says you have floppy ears furry you must be a rabbit and the rabbit says your greasy and u stink u must be a paki

22. what are suicide bombers afraid of most?

dying alone.

23. Today, nose strips are used to remove blackheads.

200 years ago, guillotines did the trick.

24. What's the difference between Jews and Santa?

Santa goes *down* the chimney.

25. Why was Princess Diana’s car going so fast?

She was later for her flying lesson with John Denver

26. Did you hear that OJ Simpson caught the Corona Virus barehanded?

The real killer is his PPE didn’t fit.

27. I was called homophobic the other day and I just don't get it. I'm not homophobic at all!

I'm not scared of faggots in the least bit, I just really hate them.

28. I tied up my girlfriend and activated a lighter near her heart.

It was a heartwarming experience for the both of us.

29. What do the Coronavirus and murder hornets have in common?

Neither of them have killed you yet

30. Isn’t it ironic

Isn’t it ironic that Eid al-Fitr sounds like Adolf Hitler?

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