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I joined in. She was gang-raped by 5 men.

Alien vs. Predator

To go to the Feminists Convention

The following week, he walked in with another 200,000 Korean won, and was handed $185. He asked the teller why he got less money that week than the previous week. The teller said, "Fluctuations." The Korean man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, turned around and shouted, "Fluc you Amelicans, too!"

On the downside, I lost my job at the aquarium...

Imagination. ---------------- [Source](http://www.sickipedia.net/j/Racism/Muslim/60327)

Because millions of them have already been roasted.

Q: How do you kill a redneck? A: Wait 'till he fucks his sister then cut the brakes on his house. Q: What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer? A: Freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out. Q: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A: Nothing you already done told her twice. Q: How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool? A: Flip it upside-down. Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free. Q: What happened when the jew walked into the wall with a hard-on? A: He broke his nose. Q: How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit? A: Nine months. Q: How do you get a nun pregnant? A: Dress her up like an altarboy. Q: What do you call 40 mexicans buried up to their neck in sand? A: A spicket fence. Q: How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None,they just sit in the dark and bitch Q: Did you hear about the two car pile up in Mexico? A: 200 Mexicans died. Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile. Q: What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? A: Before the First Period. Q: How do you swat 200 flies at one time A: Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan. Q: What is a redneck virgin? A: A seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

That seems like pretty good odds to me.

A ginger with two friends.

Mrs. Hawking

The black man asks, "What are you doing?" The Chinese man says, "Whenever I throw a coin down these steps, it tells me the name of my ancestor." He threw down a coin to show him. 'Chin Kong Chi.' "I'ma try this," The black man said as he swiped a coin from the Chinese man, "It better say my grandpa's name or i'ma beat yo ass." He threw a coin down the steps. 'Chim Pan Zee'

Apparently, she's sensitive over her miscarriage

..I'd have 2$ and a couple of counterfeits

We brainwash indigenous natives and rape their children...

So nobody mistakes them for feminists.

But all they got were magazines

Court trial starts tomorow :c

"It's just a perk of the job"

Society

So Mohammed said "My faith can move skyscrapers"

A big wave.

Because SpaceY already went to Uranus.

The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box...

The bartender asks "What will it be, Mr. President?"

As twins and quick to go down.

He asks, "What are you doing?" She answers, "I'm moving to Chicago. I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free." Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase. When she asks him where he's going, he replies, "I'm coming too. I want to see how you live on $800 a year."

Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.

Then i'm really an innocent child

Because I don't understand when they say **no** or **stop**.