GobshiteExtra 16 day.agoThe NHS in England have spent £500,000 on gender reassignment surgery.After a man swapped genders from a man to a woman and then back again. In Scotland this has been called re-dick-you-lass.
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Your fingers. You can always count on them.
Then does having sex for free make you a non-profit whoreganisation?
She answered, “As far as I know, it just sits there.”
He said "France is"
If you can't do the time, don't do the chime.
When it’s “bring your kid to work day”
Pilgrims
He left Big Shoes to fill.
He said, "Well, I wouldn't count on it".
a scrubmarine!
It's a faux pa!
And the doctor says “now now, you’re just going to have to be a little patient”
A Dodge
I said “that explains why I have a crush on ewe.”
Broco-Lee
A time traveler walks into a bar.
Now he has stable WiFi
Now my phone is stuck on airplane mode.
Considering it was my first 4 A into programming
Me- Owww
Im always “eating disorder, eating dat order”
2 Na, of course.
Last time I told one, three little goats laughed so hard they fell off a bridge
I KNOW MY RITES!!
Because it's a soft drink.
The Fivum.
A new one popes up.
The smoke alarm wakes him
They gave me a punch card!
Probably from all the times she desserted me.
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