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1. What’s the best way to kill 1000 flies?

Throw a frying pan in an Ethiopians face.

2. Princess Diana

I got a couple: What was the last thing to go through Diana's mind? The stereo. Why did princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt. What do princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? The wall was their last big hit.

3. Spousal abuse

Abusing of your wife is just so stupid. It's YOUR wife. That's like keying your own car.

4. What do Minors and Multiplication have in common

If they are under 12 just do them in your head

5. What did the black guy say to his cannibal parrot?

Polly want a Cracker

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7. If Trump hates the gays, why did he get his ear pierced?

Too soon?

8. What does the Jewish pedophile say?

Hey kid, wanna buy some candy?

9. Fetus deletus or??

For reference this is a joke from a friend, but what would you call a baby being thrown or yeeted. My friend said it’s still fetus deletus???

10. What’s the difference between Trump and Duterte?

Duterte only talks about raping women.

11. I designed a website for orphans.

It doesn't have a home page.

12. FANNUMS DAILY BASIS

FANNUM IS A FATASS

13. what do you call a dog with no arms or legs?

It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming!

14. How do you know your AI girlfriend is sentient?

She rejects you.

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16. What do you call a lesbian on fire?

An LGBBQ.

17. What’s the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken

18. Why do they call it PMS?

Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

19. What’s the difference between a dick and a joke?

Tom Cruise can’t take a joke

20. What's the best part of getting a BJ from an Ethiopian?

You know she's going to swallow

21. How to make a woman scream after you already cum?

Wipe your dick clean on the curtains.

22. Half your age minus 7

The Drake Equation

23. Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's cube?

Because they got a history of separating the colors

24. A Jewish guy and a black guy are standing at the edge of a cliff, who do you push first?

The jew. It's always business before pleasure

25. How can a woman stop rape

by saying yes

26. If you were a rape baby... Would you be mad at your dad or be glad he put in the extra effort?

27. Did you hear about the racist Mexican guy?

He joined the Que Que Que

28. What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you already told that bitch twice.

29. What do you call an Ethiopian with buckteeth?

A rake.

30. What's the difference between a black man and a snow tire?

The tire doesn't sing when you put chains around it

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