SenorElvez 16 day.agoTwo country boysWe're walking down a dirt road when they saw a sheep caught in a fence. Cleatus said, "I wish that was one of them playboy bunnies." Joe Bob replied, "Shit, I just wish it was dark!"
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is proof that size doesn't matter
Walking people's fish.
Not there when I wake up.
Me (who skinned a black person): this is why nobody likes you
A MasterBaiter
He said "yes the others were atleast sevens or eights"
Fuk ‘em yung !!!
Stab it repeatedly
African
After he saw the gas bill
I’m pretty sure I’m not though, I have 3 daughters. I would’ve killed 2 of them by now.
In some people's eyes
He got Dee dossed
You either get one of the two things; you’ll taste the ocean, you know plastic... or you’ll get a mouth full of dick.
Huntington's
I dont go to jail when I beat cancer.
The gift that they give to children
A black lad walks in and says "Got anything by The Doors"? I said "yes 2 cameras and an alarm now fuck off".
Cot death
I’d rather be a fruit than a vegetable.
A firecracker
A flamongo .
...they treat food recipes like sex, they keep it in the family.
Ooga Boogaloo
A bath bomb
So I just burned her for good
Your dads dick tastes funny
Her miscarriage
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