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Use their teddy bear to wipe the blood off their pussy.
Should I call it”Kinderhub” or “Only kids”?
A Samboni
There used to be 2 but now it’s a sensitive subject
Mini golf
Now he's an atheist.
So i just pushed her down from 6th floor. kidding it was the 8th floor
I was fucking sore at the end, but at least my dad came...
I love your confidence!! if I were you I wouldn't be No one is perfect!! You just proved it Great idea!! Please never think again Wow you killed it!! Now do it to yourself KEEP IT GOING
she finally snapped.
They’re both mostly plastic.
he comes back with his shirt ironed.
Boomerang
One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
Most men want that only, why would you threaten someone by giving them something that they want.
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So I sent her to a concentration camp.
A farmer's toolshed. (If you didn’t get it it’s because they’re hoes)
Now I have to pull the trigger every time I see a kid.
They both get stoned.
Pizza didn’t do 9/11
I dont know-i close my eyes when I cum
Poison his tea and hide the antidote in a tube of toothpaste.
Because it's too suspicious to call them Daddy.
Santa goes DOWN the chimney
The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
The dead dog has skid marks in front of it
running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose first
I'm gonna get you wetter than a spastics chin
Because they have no rights.
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