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"I feel like a kid again!"
Hell
House prices down.
that's probably why they get paid less
They both make black guys run faster.
Santa goes down the chimney
Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.
A black guy runs crying home to his mom saying “all the other kids in my class know their ABC’s, but I only got as far as H. Am I stupid?” No, his mom replied. “It's because you're black”. A couple of days later he runs crying home again. “All the other kids know how to count to 100, but I only got to 32. Am I stupid?” No, his mom replied again. “It's because you're black”. The next day he runs home with a big grin on his face saying, “me and the other boys measured our dicks and mine was the biggest. Is it because I'm black?” No, said his mom. “It's because all the kids are 6 years old and you're 29”.
It's simple meth.
Apparently “black people” wasn’t the correct answer.
Especially when they didn't jump.
All over the place.
Pepper-spray
Because it's the future.
The feather... The nigger was stopped by the rope
HIV
Well not in those words it was more like "Dad this is my new boyfriend Muhammed"
The bad ones make your asshole hurt
Walking
I feel like a kid again
...But a horrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.
Optimus Crime
He wasn't invited.
so that they would also have to know what it was like to live with an irritating cunt
The New-York Jets
She replied, "That's hilarious! Why on earth would we have chosen you!?"
They leave flowers on its grave
Common sense
Does that make Trump our 2nd black President?
So their husband can scratch it off on at their wedding to see if he won a gas station, hotel, or a convenience store.
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