GeneReddit123 11 day.agoA man rubs a lamp, and a genie comes out and grants him three wishes.The man says: "First, I'd like to open my bank account, and see there 10 million dollars. Second, I'd like to walk up to my garage, and see a brand new Bughatti Mistral. Third, I'd like to reach my doorstep, and see a beautiful wife greeting me." "Granted," says the genie. "Although I'm quite perplexed why you chose to spend all three wishes on the same thing." With these words, the genie handed the man a VR headset.
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I went to a party last night. I thought I looked pretty smart but some Jewish cunt decided she wanted to ruin my night. She yelled out over the crowd, "The '70s called. They want their shirt back!" I replied, "The '40s called. Your shower's ready." ___ (No karma for me please - the joke was swiped from the link below) http://www.sickipedia.org/racism/jew/i-went-to-a-party-last-night-i-thought-i-1181559
They have to give the donkey a break at some point.
They did unspeakable things to her
Ashe
Because everything is a steal
I'm fucking retarded.
Obviously not 8 because my basement is still dark.
Chemotherapy.
Because it’s cheaper than chemotherapy.
I'd probably get robbed by a black guy
The church has a sign that says "convert to Christianity and get 50$" one man says to the other "Morty, I'm thinking about doing it." The man enters the church and comes out half an hour later. Morty asks "did you get your fifty dollars?" The man replies "is that all you people think about?"
shame he spends all his time on the dashboard.
They're both excellent polish removers
Most of the jokes on this sub.
“Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it
He orders a beer.
All the great ones are white.
Ahmed Al Sheriah ………………………………"here" Mustafa Al Sheriah …………………………….."here" Fatima El Bindiri ……………………………….."here" Ali Acmah Shabeeb ……………………………"here" Ali Sun Al En ……………………..No answer Ali Sun Al En? Little girl at the back stands up and yells ........ "It's pronounced Alison Allen, for fuck sake !" _____ xpost - r/sickipedia
you need a parents approval to sign up
She has a separate entrance for black dick.
So Mohammed said, "my faith can move skyscrapers"
Like hunger and insecurity.
Because they're all stolen.
5 year old in my trunk
They asked for a ginger to be cast in the live action Little Mermaid movie, but unfortunately the casting director was severely dyslexic
r/MeanJokes
it's full of transfats
Susan, 31, is only 5 miles from me looks a good one...
It's fucking childish.
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