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Because they are traveling light.

Hindsight is 2020

Only if you burn yourself.

“Are you still holding the ladder son?”

His Dad says, "Son, you can't have it both ways."

If it isn't autocorrect

One’s good in bed, one’s good in bread, and one’s a good inbred.

None. They use Gaslighting instead.

...you've technically witnessed a race related shooting

She never saw it coming.

Tough shit

Worst prostate exam I ever had.

“My wife is the most suspicious person I know,” the guy shared with a sympathetic friend. “If I come home early, she suspects I want sex. And if I come home late, she suspects I’ve already had it.”

Mechanic asks, “What’s the problem with your car?” Guy says, “Look inside”. Mechanic looks inside and says, “All I see is a lamp”. Guy says, “Yeah, it’s a Slavic made lamp but the bulb is Native American.” Mechanic: “So?” Guy says: “It’s a Czech Injun light.”

And backed up over a vampire.

With all the new tariffs they can no longer afford French kissing.

I'm fucking baffled

It was a business doing pleasure with you.

I ride the bus

"I've got good news and bad news. Which would you like to hear first?" "Give me the bad news first." "You have two weeks to live." "Two weeks to live?? What can the good news possibly be?" "I bowled a 290."

She was lack-toes intolerant.

If you accidentally hit a parked car, just write "Sorry" on the back and leave it on the windshield.

I wasn't a fan and to be honest, I don't know what all the hype is about. However, the rest of the pie was nice.

Volkswalken

It turns out that “cyber truck” is South African for “Ford Pinto”.

You should have seen the look on their faces when I said, "My money's on the one with the knife."

" That's not how a Sobriety test works "

A fellow and his girlfriend have been dating for some time but haven't gone all the way because the girl is afraid of his length. After a lot of begging and cajoling, she finally agrees, provided he promises to only enter halfway. Things progress, and the guy gets a little carried away and inserts himself fully. The girl, enjoying the fulfilling feeling, thinks if half is this good, maybe all would be better. "Darling," she says, "I know I made you promise to stop halfway, but if you want to go in fully, you may." Quick thinking boyfriend replies, "Oh no darling, I couldn't. A promise is a promise."

After giving them a look over the madam pulls the girls aside and says "Put them each in a room with a blow up doll, they're that drunk they won't notice." After they were done and walking back home one of the men turns to the other and says "I think mine was dead" "Dead?" the second replied. "Yeah, she was cold and didn't move or make a sound" The second man then goes "Well I think mine was a witch" "What? Why?" The first man replied "Yeah a witch. When i bit her ass she farted in my face and flew out the window."

"You better work!"