RibaldPancake 11 day.agoTragedy struck at my mom's birthday party.Her sisters were there and someone foolishly brought an aardvark.
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He was charged with impersonating a police officer
You know crackers float! Edit: any other white people jokes?
Set for life.
After God created Adam, Adam was lonely so he asked God to create a partner for him. Then God told him:"Very well Adam. I will do that but I will need one of your eyes, one of your hands, one of your legs and one of your testicles." Adam said"Oh well, that sounds too much. What can you get out of a rib?"
Cos they dad's still haven't returned from the cigarette shop...
I’m pregnant.
(That means I treat them as if they're stupid.)
And also it's better to have less to no competition where you live
Well that makes pussy the original Anti-depressent
Ground up and in my freezer.
They can’t understand both sides of the problem
He was wearing black pants when he got pulled over.
Felt cute might delete later.
Windows.exe shutdown
niggarettes
Reaching around and pretending it all the way through.
A Fidget Spinner.
The fridge doesn’t fart when you pull your meat out of it
In America , the Coronavirus caused liberals to go colorblind
You’re always guaranteed a swallow.
My uncle shoved one up my ass when I was a kid & I've never forgotten about it.
it started purring.
Never mind i forgot that those are the same thing
They're going to jail for killing blacks ON CAMERA. Gotta be smarter guys!
Just report them to PETA for animal abuse
seeing as the whole game is about the white ball dominating the coloureds...
Could have made it a little less awkward if he showed it on a banana, though.
Gang Rape
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