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Purrgundy. I'm so sorry... I'll leave and never return...
Beef, chicken, and vegetable. Someday soon I hope to be a bouillonaire.
I was incensed.
Bartender says, "Hi, Mom." (Woke up in the middle of the night with this in my head for no discernable reason.)
Joseph replied "He said he was only using it for the weekend."
The streets were strangely desserted.
In case there's a salad dressing
I guess I drink whey too much
But it would probably be cheesy
Just add the NSFW tag.
An olive oil change..
HEXagon
But I'm getting a head of myself
chihuahuas
...and not "ice-olation"?
They are checking their pee-mail. My dad’s original dad joke. RIP Papa.
They did unspeakable things to me
The strength of the grip
They appreciated the extra cash.
I was repairing a gate under the watchful eyes of our two Great Pyrenees and she said, “you realize you’re undergoing a Pyr review.”
It was poultry in motion...
I always seem to lose focus.
Bunny farts. Happy Easter
One said, we should stick to each udder.
Cuz they are trans-parent
DUNGGGGG!!!!!
It keeps telling me the door is a jar.
Scubaru
Patty did.
My father-in-law said this the first Easter I spent with my wife-to-be’s family and I still chuckle when I remember it every year. He got to the event late and said “Sorry I’m late, I couldn’t get out of my front door because someone put a big rock in front of it.” It took me a few seconds to think “wtf, who would put a big rock…ohhh” lol
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