psychoticwaffle2 7 day.agoA park ranger is mauled to near death by a bear in Russia who proceeds to steal the picnic basket.He explained to his mother what happened and she informs her grandmother arrives with a cleaver. She visits the bear in the middle of the night and shanks him in complete darkness before putting his head in the picnic basket and sending the basket to his family. Sorry kids, this is not an episode of the show Yogi bear is no longer with us And Bobo is next. Fear mother Russia
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You know she's going to swallow
Wipe your dick clean on the curtains.
The Drake Equation
Because they got a history of separating the colors
The jew. It's always business before pleasure
by saying yes
He joined the Que Que Que
Nothing, you already told that bitch twice.
A rake.
The tire doesn't sing when you put chains around it
They went through 100 stories in mere seconds
Bill Cosby gave them a drink first
America: Now do Palestine! Biden: OK. Ukraine now has permission to strike Palestine, too!
The Bartender says “That’s pretty cool, where’d ya get that?” The parrot then says “in the jungle, there’s millions of em!”
He told me I was a paranoid racist, well he never actually said that. But I know what the Black Cunt was thinking...
the most when theyre all working for free.
Little Seizures
Anyone that can run, jump, or swim is already in the US
One per order
One of them collapsed and stopped breathing. The other one calls 911. Operator: How can I help you? Man: My friend just fell over dead in the woods! Operator: Calm down sir, I can help you. First make sure he's actually dead. (Silence, then a loud bang) Man: Okay..... Now what?
Not much, just some minor similarities
A snow blower.
Because they had to jump an entire wall to get here.
They could make you a square on the AIDS Quilt.
The hooked can wash her crack and sell it again
"I can, Sir...." WRONG! It was "Breast."
Gonorrhea
Grounded up and stored in a freezer
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