mekkanik 7 day.agoSon walks up to his dad, wondering...Son: Dad, I've been thinking for a while now. How did you get Mom as your wife? Dad: Simple son. You know I'm a very religious guy. I go to the church every week. When I was younger, I would regularly donate a dollar every week, with a silent prayer to get a beautiful, understanding, and loving wife. Son: Figures. That's what you get for a dollar a week.
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Hide his food stamps under his work boots
Football player gets penalized for excessive force.
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It really opened a window of opportunity.
Or "Task Manager", as he calls it.
Depends on how many cops are on him
A job.
One was made of straw and the other made of wood. Police have said that it's probably a lone wolf.
They keep KFC and Popeyes in business.
Pigga
We call the group Syndrome of a Down.
For example, the funeral business is booming.
A corona gets its Lyme
Never mind... It's teareble.
Nothing, cause there dead.
Peppa pig
A muslim killing them with stones
His name was Ahhhhhhh
Never mind it was a really fat woman being raped
Cecil is an African lion Al Sharpton is a lyin African
All respirators were already in use at the hospital
Bitches love to be called beautiful
To beat the crowd.
A black man with the whitest smile
A white woman calling the cops on black people named karen
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