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It's going to make my new gym look really gay.

It would be the first time a Jewish family moved into public housing that was left vacant by a black family......

And the rapist thinks "Wow, this lady is kinky"

I told them: "No, I just brush my kids teeth before I go in."

About €10

They do it all the time but get really angry when white people join in.

My dad was holding me from behind.

"Holy shit! I'm pregnant????"

Now it doesn't work.

It was sore and bloody, but at least my dad came.

He goes up and asks "How many of you have a cock?" And all the men stand up "No no, I'm sorry I said that wrong. How many of you have seen a cock?" And all the women stand up "I'm sorry let me rephrase that," said the priest "How many of you have seen my cock?" And all the Sunday school children stand up

So I threw acid in her face and called her a whore.

One is a superhero, the other is a command

A celebrity fucks kids in Hollywood, a priest fucks kids with holy wood

Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

They don't. They arrest the light bulb for being broke and beat the room for being black.

I joined in. She was gang-raped by 5 men.

Alien vs. Predator

To go to the Feminists Convention

The following week, he walked in with another 200,000 Korean won, and was handed $185. He asked the teller why he got less money that week than the previous week. The teller said, "Fluctuations." The Korean man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, turned around and shouted, "Fluc you Amelicans, too!"

On the downside, I lost my job at the aquarium...

Imagination. ---------------- [Source](http://www.sickipedia.net/j/Racism/Muslim/60327)

Because millions of them have already been roasted.

Q: How do you kill a redneck? A: Wait 'till he fucks his sister then cut the brakes on his house. Q: What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer? A: Freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out. Q: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A: Nothing you already done told her twice. Q: How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool? A: Flip it upside-down. Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free. Q: What happened when the jew walked into the wall with a hard-on? A: He broke his nose. Q: How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit? A: Nine months. Q: How do you get a nun pregnant? A: Dress her up like an altarboy. Q: What do you call 40 mexicans buried up to their neck in sand? A: A spicket fence. Q: How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None,they just sit in the dark and bitch Q: Did you hear about the two car pile up in Mexico? A: 200 Mexicans died. Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile. Q: What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? A: Before the First Period. Q: How do you swat 200 flies at one time A: Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan. Q: What is a redneck virgin? A: A seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

That seems like pretty good odds to me.

A ginger with two friends.

Mrs. Hawking

The black man asks, "What are you doing?" The Chinese man says, "Whenever I throw a coin down these steps, it tells me the name of my ancestor." He threw down a coin to show him. 'Chin Kong Chi.' "I'ma try this," The black man said as he swiped a coin from the Chinese man, "It better say my grandpa's name or i'ma beat yo ass." He threw a coin down the steps. 'Chim Pan Zee'

Apparently, she's sensitive over her miscarriage

..I'd have 2$ and a couple of counterfeits