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avatar Joel_Boyens 1 day.agoMy daughter asked me if I knew what an insect is called during the springtime.

I said May bee.

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1. Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?

Anyone that can run, jump, or swim is already in the US

2. How many dead babies fit in a box?

One per order

3. Two guys are out hunting

One of them collapsed and stopped breathing. The other one calls 911. Operator: How can I help you? Man: My friend just fell over dead in the woods! Operator: Calm down sir, I can help you. First make sure he's actually dead. (Silence, then a loud bang) Man: Okay..... Now what?

4. What do professional Smash Bros players and Priests have in common?

Not much, just some minor similarities

5. What do you call a hooker that sucks dick for cocaine?

A snow blower.

6. You know why Mexicans should play basketball?

Because they had to jump an entire wall to get here.

7. You're so unfuckable...

They could make you a square on the AIDS Quilt.

8. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

The hooked can wash her crack and sell it again

9. Good morning class. Can anyone tell me how Kelly Preston died?

"I can, Sir...." WRONG! It was "Breast."

10. What's green, yellow and eats nuts?

Gonorrhea

11. I like my women how I like my coffee....

Grounded up and stored in a freezer

12. So, I heard John Travolta got rid of his beard this weekend.

13. What do u call a Muslim pilot?

A pilot u racist bitch.

14. I like my hookers how I like my potatoes.

Brought to my house in a sack, peeled and boiled, cut up and eaten.

15. John Travolta's wife, actress Kelly Preston died today.

They're such an inspiration for me to act like I care.

16. Why do women live longer than men?

Couse god gives them back time spent for parking their car.

17. Why is it called premenstrual syndrome (PMS)

Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken

18. I like my women like my coffee

Ground up and stored in the freezer

19. BLUE LIVES MURDER

20. What is similar between a black man and a dirt bike?

they both need a hit or two to get working

21. I went out to the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions. It made me cry...

Onions was a good dog

22. What did Usain bolt finish that Hitler couldn't

The race

23. Did you know Trump sought sexual services from abroad?

The broad's name? Melania

24. What do you call a Blackman driving a mail van

A delivery driver u racist cnt

25. What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese

26. In light of Wayfair gate

I guess they aren’t Wayfair to children

27. What do you call a spanish execution?

A Guillatino

28. China having the world's largest population

is proof that size doesn't matter

29. What was Jesus' after school job?

Walking people's fish.

30. You're like a dream.

Not there when I wake up.

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