Healthy_Ladder_6198 17 hr.agoTwo 80-somethings were walking down the streetThe one carrying a bag of doughnuts said to the other, “If you can guess how many doughnuts are in my bag you can have both of them.”
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Gluc gluc gluc gluc
if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed
You would too if your name was “EEEEUUUURGHHHHHH”
Jackson jacks off
Michael Jackson
I told him there was no need for senseless violence.
Apparently more than 3, it's still pretty dark down there
[ THEY DONT EXIST ]
A midget spinner.
Because being wrong is for women
Puke comes out of a baby, I cum in
The Fairy.
The pencil has a point
I thought the Vegan was overcooked
A gorilla caused nationwide backlash
The wheelchair.
Goo loo king nee guo
Fuck knows?
......they only land with old people
Stephen Hawking in a house fire
Because Noddy won’t pay the ransom.
Putting the infant into infantry.
Why don't they stop being so precious and just freakin' grow up.
Only one person has to be tested at the STD clinic.
R6S has defenders...
Poke em young!
They said: "Don't worry, it's all in your mind."
I received a letter back saying thanks for the sleeping bags.
Because bitches like it when u call them beautiful.
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