jugosk 11 year.agoStutterA man walks into a bar and begins to order a beer, "O-O-One b-beer p-please." The bartender responds, "Hey man, I used to have the same stuttering problem. Then I went home, asked my wife to give me some head, and the next day I was cured." After hearing this the man rushed off before even getting his beer. The next day, the man returns and again orders a beer, "O-One b-b-b-beer p-please". The bartender asks, "didn't work huh?". The man replies, "No, b-b-b-but you have a l-l-lovely house!"
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A truly brilliant Ventriloquist.
In fact, I never think once about it.
Because It tastes like Kool aid
What's white is valued. What's yellow and brown is flushed while reading a magazine. If it's black, you need to see a doctor.
Because I think that's what he meant by "make america great again".
Because China knows how to make viral content.
None, they just beat the room for being black
The dog stops barking
Hide his food stamps under his work boots
Football player gets penalized for excessive force.
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It really opened a window of opportunity.
Or "Task Manager", as he calls it.
Depends on how many cops are on him
A job.
One was made of straw and the other made of wood. Police have said that it's probably a lone wolf.
They keep KFC and Popeyes in business.
Pigga
We call the group Syndrome of a Down.
For example, the funeral business is booming.
A corona gets its Lyme
Never mind... It's teareble.
Nothing, cause there dead.
Peppa pig
A muslim killing them with stones
His name was Ahhhhhhh
Never mind it was a really fat woman being raped
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