Finrod_the_awesome 10 year.agoMost black teenagers in this country are decent, law abiding citizens.It's their kids who cause all the trouble.
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There used to be two of them and now it's a really sensitive subject.
A rice cooker
Like the back of my hand.
I had no idea how to approach it so I looked online and found a video that explains it all. At the end of the video I told him "It's basically just like that, only the white stuff on her face should have gone up her fanny, and normally there isn't a horse involved".
But doing it with their eyes closed... that's a bit cocky.
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing diapers”. She replies: “Oh my god am I pregnant!?” To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
So I bought a uniform and started shooting black people.
Will it run faster or stop working?
A hockey player will shower after 3 periods
My favourite sex position is the JFK. She screams and tries to get out of the car while I splatter all over her.
Then they stopped coming because there were no more problems.
The instructors don’t get in the showers with the Jews
...old fashioned and slightly deaf grandfather. "She's Annika," I said. "Yes, I can see that," he replied. ______________ Credits: r/sickipedia
Last night I accidentally fucked my wife.
They kill your dog.
Your tie.
Having to go in and ask for a coat hanger
...white, skinny, and kept in line with a credit card.
Well, you know what happened the last time they had a Fat Man in Japan...
Guilty
I pull out of my driveway.
A majority of the jokes on this subreddit.
An auction.
As he lay in my arms, I saw his eyes slowly open and I said, "That's not how you spell criticism."
They're sending us their finest vegetables.
They don't fucking listen.
Although most people think wine, he's fine with anything as long as he can get hammered.
Because the last one to have a dream got shot
Apparently "That depends on the girth" was not the right answer.
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