DickEvil 8 year.agoThe whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit.Jews don't pay for anything.
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It was born ready.
Because they have Targets
Because the Atom Bomb is bright
No matter how many times I beat her, She never breaks.
They won't clean your dishes and they leave you with a nasty rash.
It's like continuing from somebody else's saved game.
Throw a cookie off a cliff in Ethiopia
Two hours, one joke.
a Japanegro
So they can see how it feels to live with an irritated cunt
must of been one hell of a salesman.
She ran away screaming.
None they beat the room because its black
Daddy’s rotting corpse
...until hunting season opens & they can fill their tags.
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Rest in piece .
Because bitches love to bring up the past
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So I held her at gunpoint.
What makes them tick?
Everywhere.
No customs officer is going to anal cavity search a fat eight year old boy.
He's just been charged.
A milk sheik.
It won’t stop running.
“Get out of here!” shouts the bartender. “We don’t serve your type.”
It's not big and it's not clever.
He sent out his spastic son to dribble into my soup.
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