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avatar Harambe_Is_In_Heaven 8 year.agoThere's a new drug for lesbians on the market to cure depression...

It's called Trycoxagain.

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1. whats the difference between jews and santa?

santa goes down the chimney

2. Why is Black Friday called “Black Friday?”

Because it’s the only day black people can afford things

3. A girl with no arms or legs was on a beach... ...

As a man walked pass her she started crying. The man asked, "Whats the matter, dear?" The girl replied with "I've never been hugged before." So the man hugs her and the girl starts crying again. The man asks "Whats wrong now?" The girl replies with "I've never been kissed before." So the man kisses her and the girl starts crying yet again. So the man asks, "Whats the matter now?" The girl replies with, "I've never been fucked before." So the man picks her up and throws her into the ocean and says "You're fucked now."

4. What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

5. Dammit, my dishwasher AND my sex toy died today!

Bury this one and go back to the orphanage for another.

6. White people don't shoot other people in the streets like black people do.

We shoot them in school, because we have class.

7. Gays in syria

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8. I don't know why we bother telling suicidal people to "get help."

Buying rope isn't that fucking difficult.

9. Caitlin Jenner has been arrested

Apparently she was offering 2 year old pussy on Tinder.

10. A man runs over a woman, whose fault is it?

The man's because he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen

11. Say what you will about pedophiles

But at least they drive through school zones slower

12. I was telling my friend that I pulled a girl off the railway lines last night just before a train arrived then had wonderful sex with her, my friend said did she give you head? I replied.

Couldn't find her head..

13. I don't understand.. Why can't someone just wake Avicii up?

It's all over.

14. A charity worker stopped me in the street and asked if I fancied taking part in a marathon. I was going to decline, but when he told me it was for disabled kids and children with severe learning difficulties...

I thought, fuck me, I might win this.

15. How does a black woman know she's pregnant?

When she takes her tampon out and the cotton is picked off.

16. Who are the 3 most underground rappers?

XXXTENTACION, Juice Wrld, and Mac Miller

17. I support LGBTQ

Let's Go Bully The Queers

18. I once organized a parent meeting at the school I worked at. That made a lot of people very angry.

Apparently, orphans don't have a sense of humor.

19. In my spare time I often go to court hearings about rapes.

If the guy turns out to be innocent, I follow the girl home and rape her. Nobody is going to believe her anyway.

20. My girlfriend's parents called me a pedophile because I'm 30 and she's 18.

It really kind of spoiled our 10th anniversary dinner.

21. What's 9 inches long, pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage.

22. My new gf is black and I couldn't be happier!

My wife is white and it's hard to hide all the bruises

23. Where do epileptic children go to eat?

Little Seizures.

24. What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree?

Going to an Oregon community college

25. My girlfriend told me she wanted to be treated like a princess

So I put her in the back of a Mercedes and drove into a wall

26. Black guys are watching Black Panther twice in one week

But haven't seen their kids in over a year. Wakanda father are you?

27. What did my first football game and losing my virginity have in common?

I was bloody and sore afterwards, but at least my dad came.

28. I was once having sex with my German girlfriend

For some reason she kept yelling out her age

29. Where does a person with epilepsy order pizzas?

Little Seizures

30. My mother in law has a massive case of diarrhea...

She wont find out until she gets home and unpacks her luggage...

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