jack1214 7 year.agoI’m The Smartest President In the History.Within a few minutes an airplane was about to crash. There were four passengers on board, but only three parachutes. The first passenger : I am Russel Westbrook, the best basketball player. The Oklahoma city and my millions of fans need me, so I can’t afford to die. He took the first pack and jumped out of the plane. The second passenger, Donald Trump : I am the newly-elected U.S. President, and I am the smartest president in American history, so my people don’t want me to die. He took the second pack and jumped out of the plane as well. The third passenger, the Pope, said to the fourth passenger, a 10 year-old schoolboy : My son, I am old and I don’t have very many years left, you have plenty of years ahead so I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute. The little boy : That’s okay, Your Holiness, there’s a parachute left for you. America’s smartest president took my schoolbag.
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He sent out his spastic son to dribble into my soup.
As long as you're poor
Cappuchemo
Misspell "Epstein."
Furry in a hurry.
Remove the ring and boom, house is gone!
So they can beat the crowds
She didn’t see anything wrong with it.
They don’t know what a full house is.
The bartender says, "Get the fuck out!"
"I think it's because they could actually ask for it themselves," he answered.
I mean what part of MEANjokes don't you get?
a space chimp.
You can’t use a phone when it’s dead
You can unscrew a light bulb
Maybe they just want each other to shut up.
Because their was a gust of wind
He threw money in the chamber’s
Take your knee off the back of his neck
Snacky
Hopefully it doesn’t crash on me
I thought it would be a piece of cake!
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Horses give you a better ride.
Twix
One day I didn’t have a lot to do so I wanted to play Watch Dogs 2. (first you have to understand that the main character is black) After a while playing, I was getting busted by the police and then I got killed after a while of running Then I said in my mind: Holy shit, just like in our actual times.
Not only do they leave more girls for us, they take another dude with them, and the girls give us lesbian porn.
Skidmarks
Put floss over their eyes.
"are you sad?"
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