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I'll begin: "ARE YOU READY, KIDS?"

Apparently, the politically correct term is "conjoined twins"...

A: Gagged

The trick is to always act surprised. Source: Frankie Boyle

Smile. I’ll count them.

...I said, "your wife wears a burqa, your 3 daughters all wear burqas, doesn't it get a bit confusing around the house?" He said "yes of course, last week I went upstairs in the night and accidentally had sex with my wife!" __________ Subscribe to r/sickipedia if you liked this joke

I'd have $1.74

Our thoughts and prayers go out to the hospital staff at this difficult time.

This kid asks his mother "am I more Jewish or black?" His mother replies "You shouldn't think of these things like that... Why do you care?" Kid tells his mother "Well, Billy Marcus down the street is selling his bicycle for $40. I wanted to decide whether to Jew him down to $20, or just steal it tonight."

He knows where all the naughty girls live

Because her mother always told her to enjoy the little things in life.

Blame the Russians

"All of mine sucked"

no one likes the black ones

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Santa goes down the chimney.

He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I'm tired of handouts, I want a job." The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nympho daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big white Mercedes, but the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays. The salary package is $200,000 a year." The black man said, "Ah c'mon, you're bullshitting me!" The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it!"

But have you ever made it all the way through an Ariana Grande concert without wanting to kill yourself?!

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

"Is it because she cares about women's rights?" She asked. "No," I answered, "It's because she is fat and ugly."

You know he’s there because he’s guilty.

All the colors are straight.

You see her face everywhere

She did, so I wrote: "Samantha gives great head" on the gent's wall.

A man comes up to him and punches him in the face. "That was for Pearl Harbor." "What? That was the Japanese. I'm Korean." "Chinese, Vietnamese, Burmese... it's all the same." The Korean punches him back. "That was for the Titanic." "What? I'm Jewish." "Steinberg, Rosenberg, Spielberg, iceberg... it's all the same."

Caitlyn Jenner

It's just like regular Facebook, except you can't Report Abuse.

There once was a blind kid. He always kept asking his mom : " when would i be able to see ? " And she answered : " in 3 months " Then a day later he asked again and she said : " in 89 days " . The days went on as he kept asking and his mom continued to answer - in 65 days... in 40 days.... in one month.... in a week and then the day arrived she said to him , "tomorrow youll be able to see" and the kid was very excited and happy tears of joy slided down his eyes. Then the day arrived and all the family gathered around the kid and woke him up the kid then continued by saying : "mommy i still cant see " which to all of his family answered while clapping april fools!!! April fools!!! April fools!!