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Pull the pin and throw it back
When she burps, you hear babies cry
Chinkies!
Pig roast
"choking noises"
How can you tell that your acne is really getting out of hand? The blind starts reading your face.
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
“Ow, my spine!”
They’ll just hold you down, Look what happened to Kobe
One says to the other, let’s go in and get shitfaced.
She forgot to take the tissue out of the box.
He was born black Died blacker
Especially when you realise there isn't a cyclist on it.
He spots a pretty girl at the end of the bar and approaches her. ‘Would you like to dance?’ he asks her. ‘I really don’t like this song,’ she replies, ‘and even if I did I wouldn’t dance with you.’ ‘I don’t think you heard me correctly,’ says the man. ‘I said you look fat in those pants.’
The unemployment line.
because i'm a necrophiliac pedophile.
Until it went into labor Edit: Until it had a miscarriage
After a bullets killed someone it’s been fired
By placing a half eaten sandwich in their hand
Coral
Taking a fat dump in the wheel chair stall? A handi-crap
He was charged with impersonating a police officer
You know crackers float! Edit: any other white people jokes?
Set for life.
After God created Adam, Adam was lonely so he asked God to create a partner for him. Then God told him:"Very well Adam. I will do that but I will need one of your eyes, one of your hands, one of your legs and one of your testicles." Adam said"Oh well, that sounds too much. What can you get out of a rib?"
Cos they dad's still haven't returned from the cigarette shop...
I’m pregnant.
(That means I treat them as if they're stupid.)
And also it's better to have less to no competition where you live
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