madazzahatter 7 year.agoI asked a pretty, young, homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile...The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box...
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because you take my breath away
I keep seeing videos of people shouting, "I can't breathe!"
I propose it’s too soon to take a knee
None they will just beat it for being dark
One's on the cover of Playboy while the other's on the cover of National Geographic
Because there are schools all over America.
Why do they name a store target and get surprised when to gets hit
Isn’t the one where half of the race apologizes for being their color, and the other half wants to say the N word
He won’t be needing it anymore
y'all want some good good i got Cheetos and Doritos
The zit waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
Have you seen the size of his nose ?
Cause you just took my breath away
The stores are selling Fathers Day cards in packs of five.
Imagine my surprise when he actually came down the chimney! I had a bunch of questions for him though..."Can I see your reindeer, why are you black, and where are you going with all our presents?"
Because White people always love to go into crowded places with guns and murder as many random people as possible whenever they feel they've been wronged by society
But it was pissing down, so I just flung him in the bin.
When I die I want to go out with a bang.
Gotta show solidarity the blacks.
Apparently encouragement isn't ALWAYS the way.
'No', says God
women
They do it all the time, but get really angry when white people join in.
Especially their ability to believe bullshit.
She wasn’t wearing a seatbelt
You want the dishwasher to match the stove and fridge.
her miscarriage.
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