RojoTheMighty 7 year.agoMy (blonde) sister hates blonde jokes. I (redhead) told her I have a redhead joke for her. She was eager to hear it!A redhead goes for a drive through the country, just enjoying the peaceful ride with her windows open. She has to stop as a shepherd is moving his flock across the road. The redhead gets out of her car to stretch and has an idea. "Hey Mister! If I can guess how many sheep you have, may I keep one?" The shepherd has hundreds of sheep and feels confident enough to agree. The redhead looks over the flock and says, "361." The shepherd is stunned that she guessed correctly but, being a man of his word, allows her to pick out her favorite. The redhead is about to put her new pet in her car when the shepherd calls out to her. "Hey Lady! If I can guess your real hair color, may I have my dog back?" My sister was not amused.
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But now it just doesn’t work.
A Slap Happy Jappy with a Crap happy pappy
Set a homeless man on fire and you keep him warm for the rest of his life.
I guess his song finally killed her.
He’s Going Underground…
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“I know” says the guy, “but she’s a good cook and the kids like her.”
The pink parts are good but the heads are full of shit.
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Gender reveal parties for seven year olds
Whats the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan? The prisoner is wanted. What’s an orphans favourite flower? Self-raising What does an orphan call a family photo? A Wishlist.
When his semen can’t find any other direction to release.
Woody goes soft when a kid enters the room
to OUCH STOP! rAPE!
A good stroke.
Read them "Little Boy Blue." ^(Works better verbally)
It’s not hard.
... I'd have $1.73
When the student in front of you gets shot, pick up their book.
I would drink it
One of them's a kak blunt, the other...
He spent a night in a warehouse.
Anxiety is the 1st time you can’t do it a 2nd time Panic is the 2nd time you can’t do it the 1st time.
I said it's for kids
They needed two tight ends and a wide receiver.
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