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In some people's eyes
He got Dee dossed
You either get one of the two things; you’ll taste the ocean, you know plastic... or you’ll get a mouth full of dick.
Huntington's
I dont go to jail when I beat cancer.
The gift that they give to children
A black lad walks in and says "Got anything by The Doors"? I said "yes 2 cameras and an alarm now fuck off".
Cot death
I’d rather be a fruit than a vegetable.
A firecracker
A flamongo .
...they treat food recipes like sex, they keep it in the family.
Ooga Boogaloo
A bath bomb
So I just burned her for good
Your dads dick tastes funny
Her miscarriage
'You know what? You are a better fuck than our moter' She says: 'Yes, I know, dad told me that.'
We have to give props to kobe, I mean he was the only black father to take their kids with him
Your computer doesn't freak out when you accidentally cum on it.
Because at night the sky is dark
Cracker with cheese
At least we know why he kept making all those child prodigy videos now
Me and my sister were talking to my baby sister and I jokingly said”do you understand me” after talking. So my sister (not baby sister) says,“I don’t think she speaks weirdo”. So I said,”then why are you talking to her”. And she was so shocked and grumpy she didn’t talk to me for a while.
A woman with no rights
They vote
Cause they’ve got a lot on their chest
At least 600,000 babies per year would disagree.
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