ANUSTART4YOU 6 year.agoMy wife left me because I’m insecure and paranoid.Edit: Nevermind. She was just getting the mail.
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"All of mine sucked"
no one likes the black ones
So they don't get mistaken for feminists.
Santa goes down the chimney.
He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I'm tired of handouts, I want a job." The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nympho daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big white Mercedes, but the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays. The salary package is $200,000 a year." The black man said, "Ah c'mon, you're bullshitting me!" The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it!"
But have you ever made it all the way through an Ariana Grande concert without wanting to kill yourself?!
You get kicked out of the petting zoo.
"Is it because she cares about women's rights?" She asked. "No," I answered, "It's because she is fat and ugly."
You know he’s there because he’s guilty.
All the colors are straight.
You see her face everywhere
She did, so I wrote: "Samantha gives great head" on the gent's wall.
A man comes up to him and punches him in the face. "That was for Pearl Harbor." "What? That was the Japanese. I'm Korean." "Chinese, Vietnamese, Burmese... it's all the same." The Korean punches him back. "That was for the Titanic." "What? I'm Jewish." "Steinberg, Rosenberg, Spielberg, iceberg... it's all the same."
Caitlyn Jenner
It's just like regular Facebook, except you can't Report Abuse.
There once was a blind kid. He always kept asking his mom : " when would i be able to see ? " And she answered : " in 3 months " Then a day later he asked again and she said : " in 89 days " . The days went on as he kept asking and his mom continued to answer - in 65 days... in 40 days.... in one month.... in a week and then the day arrived she said to him , "tomorrow youll be able to see" and the kid was very excited and happy tears of joy slided down his eyes. Then the day arrived and all the family gathered around the kid and woke him up the kid then continued by saying : "mommy i still cant see " which to all of his family answered while clapping april fools!!! April fools!!! April fools!!
A threesome
Now I'm Muslim and we're stoning her tomorrow.
But he didn't take the hint.
My penis.
At first I thought it was normal ice, but when I got back up, my wallet was gone.
They had their shit packed the night before.
Car-los
The camel will get exhausted.
She's not the best student. I managed to rape her 3 times this week.
Because religion is a joke
I nearly came on the spot.
A trap does something when triggered.
Havn't caught any pokemon yet but I'm definately catching something under the axles
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