jamienice 6 year.agoAn Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and an old lady are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps.Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness. On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard and as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek. The old lady thinks, “I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the blonde and she struck the pervert.” The blonde thinks, “I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the old lady for me and she slapped him.” The Frenchman thinks, “I bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark and she slapped me by mistake.” The Englishman thinks, “I can’t wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French twat again.”
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So women can moan even when they're happy.
Imagine if roles were reversed and it was handsome and the feminist.
...It's called "parkin sans" and it's very difficult to read.
They prefer to drive rincolns
Anal cancer
Guilty
You'd almost think they were black guys.
If you can't find yours after a couple days, it's probably dead.
We're all God's children and I don't know about you, but I've never even seen the bastard...
Put it into airplane mode.
And a condom floats to the top so one says "ok guys, who farted?"
God doesn't punish anyone twice.
A pounding sensation in the ass
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I'm trying to go for 21 but I always hit on 14.
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling
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He put the flour all over his face, walked over to his mom, and said "look mama, im white!" His mom slapped him across his face and said, go show your father what youve done. So he walks over to his father and says "look papa, im white!" His father slapped him across his face and sent him back to his mother. "Well?," his mother said, "did you learn anything?" "Yeah," said the little black boy, "i learned that ive been white for 5 minutes and i already hate you fucking niggers"
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Nigger.
Win or lose, you're still retarded.
Because it's too close to the gas chamber
A Sandy Hook.
I guess they are aimed for younger audience
An idiot who forgot to take it out on time.
A kid answered, called me a cunt and told me to fuck off.
Batman could go to a store without Robin...
Or just mine?
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