6 year.agoI asked my wife if I was the only one she's been with.She said, "Yes, the others were at least sevens or eights".
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Slavery.
They met on snapchat.
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You can't have your cake or eat it.
LGBBQ
Women’s rights.
Dark humor
she would have $0.77
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
"Yeah" she laughed, "but what can you do?" I said, "You could have tried landing on your feet rather than your face."
A pitbull coming from a playground.
He can’t smell 12 year old girls hair anymore
Everyone treats the black part preferentially but its the white part that they enjoy the most
I don’t fuck the pizza before I eat it
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Just as free as the blacks are.
He took a shit and thought he was falling apart.
Pumpkin.
My dog doesn't get mad at me when I pull him out of the trunk.
Because 7 was black.
A fat person having to resort to jogging pants when they can't get trousers to fit them.
The hangar.
I don't know what I was doing, but my dad was eager to show me.
A black teen was shot while walking at night; at least now he’ll get to meet his father.
nevermind
She didn’t have her seatbelt on
"Son, after that orgy you must thank God you don't have a tail."
A liquor cabinet.
Doctors were optimistic for a full recovery until he Forgot About Dre!
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