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All the colors are straight.
You see her face everywhere
She did, so I wrote: "Samantha gives great head" on the gent's wall.
A man comes up to him and punches him in the face. "That was for Pearl Harbor." "What? That was the Japanese. I'm Korean." "Chinese, Vietnamese, Burmese... it's all the same." The Korean punches him back. "That was for the Titanic." "What? I'm Jewish." "Steinberg, Rosenberg, Spielberg, iceberg... it's all the same."
Caitlyn Jenner
It's just like regular Facebook, except you can't Report Abuse.
There once was a blind kid. He always kept asking his mom : " when would i be able to see ? " And she answered : " in 3 months " Then a day later he asked again and she said : " in 89 days " . The days went on as he kept asking and his mom continued to answer - in 65 days... in 40 days.... in one month.... in a week and then the day arrived she said to him , "tomorrow youll be able to see" and the kid was very excited and happy tears of joy slided down his eyes. Then the day arrived and all the family gathered around the kid and woke him up the kid then continued by saying : "mommy i still cant see " which to all of his family answered while clapping april fools!!! April fools!!! April fools!!
A threesome
Now I'm Muslim and we're stoning her tomorrow.
But he didn't take the hint.
My penis.
At first I thought it was normal ice, but when I got back up, my wallet was gone.
They had their shit packed the night before.
Car-los
The camel will get exhausted.
She's not the best student. I managed to rape her 3 times this week.
Because religion is a joke
I nearly came on the spot.
A trap does something when triggered.
Havn't caught any pokemon yet but I'm definately catching something under the axles
Announced their president died too, but with better graphics.
Racism has many faces
Because they're jealous of how well their owners treat them.
Dad replies: "It's just a saying son. It's like when somebody is caught stealing something they say they have been caught red handed, even though their hands are actually black."
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
He said he couldn’t complain
I came out of the chip shop with a meat & potato pie, large chips, mushy peas & a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man sitting there said “I've not eaten for two days.” I told him, “I wish I had your will power! ​ I took my biology exam last Friday. I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells. Apparently "Blacks and Romanian Gypsies" were not the correct answers. ​ A fat girl served me in McDonald's at lunch time today. She said, “Sorry about the wait.” I said, “Don't worry dear. You might lose it eventually." ​ I walked past a black kid sitting at a bus stop, as I went into the bank. When I came out, he looked at me and said, “Any change?” I said “No, you're still black”. ​ Snow in the forecast! The TV weather girl said, she was expecting 8 inches tonight. I thought to myself, "Fat chance with a face like that!" ​ An Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road. A man asks him,“What's wrong?” The boy says,“Me ma is dead”. “Oh bejaysus,"the man says. “Do you want me to call Father O'Riley for you?” The boy replies, “No tanks mister. Sex is the last ting on my mind at the moment.” ​ Years ago it was suggested, that an apple a day kept the doctor away. But since all the doctors are now muslims, I've found that a bacon sandwich works better ! ​ Japanese scientists have created a camera with such an immensely fast shutter-speed, that it is now possible to take a photograph of a woman with her mouth shut. ​ I had a Trivia Competition in the bag until the very last question....which I got wrong. The question was, "Where do women have the curliest hair?" Apparently the correct answer was Fiji. ​ A woman has a medical at the doctors. “You are grossly overweight,” he says. “I want a 2nd opinion,” she exclaims. “OK. You're bloody ugly as well.” ​ That should more or less cover everyone !
but Steve jobs named his company after the size of his tumor
Their last name
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