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If you can't find yours after a couple days, it's probably dead.
We're all God's children and I don't know about you, but I've never even seen the bastard...
Put it into airplane mode.
And a condom floats to the top so one says "ok guys, who farted?"
God doesn't punish anyone twice.
A pounding sensation in the ass
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I'm trying to go for 21 but I always hit on 14.
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling
-1
He put the flour all over his face, walked over to his mom, and said "look mama, im white!" His mom slapped him across his face and said, go show your father what youve done. So he walks over to his father and says "look papa, im white!" His father slapped him across his face and sent him back to his mother. "Well?," his mother said, "did you learn anything?" "Yeah," said the little black boy, "i learned that ive been white for 5 minutes and i already hate you fucking niggers"
Inherited.
whilst thinking of my sister. "That's a terrible sin," he said, "especially as you have a gorgeous younger brother." ____________ x-post: r/sickipedia
Nigger.
Win or lose, you're still retarded.
Because it's too close to the gas chamber
A Sandy Hook.
I guess they are aimed for younger audience
An idiot who forgot to take it out on time.
A kid answered, called me a cunt and told me to fuck off.
Batman could go to a store without Robin...
Or just mine?
After five or six of 'em he wouldn't be able to drive for shit and nothing he said would make any damn sense.
If men were literally dickheads then headbanging would be a real thing
The first is a superhero. The other is a command!
Like “I am having a stroke”
Ten fucking minutes of peace and quiet.
There's no dental records and the DNA's all the same.
for reacting too much
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