6 year.agoNo Nut November was pretty toughNow I can finally eat nuts again, thank God I had masturbation to keep my mind off of the sweet little bastards.
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Because bitches love to bring up the past
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So I held her at gunpoint.
What makes them tick?
Everywhere.
No customs officer is going to anal cavity search a fat eight year old boy.
He's just been charged.
A milk sheik.
It won’t stop running.
“Get out of here!” shouts the bartender. “We don’t serve your type.”
It's not big and it's not clever.
He sent out his spastic son to dribble into my soup.
As long as you're poor
Cappuchemo
Misspell "Epstein."
Furry in a hurry.
Remove the ring and boom, house is gone!
So they can beat the crowds
She didn’t see anything wrong with it.
They don’t know what a full house is.
The bartender says, "Get the fuck out!"
"I think it's because they could actually ask for it themselves," he answered.
I mean what part of MEANjokes don't you get?
a space chimp.
You can’t use a phone when it’s dead
You can unscrew a light bulb
Maybe they just want each other to shut up.
Because their was a gust of wind
He threw money in the chamber’s
Take your knee off the back of his neck
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