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Carlos!
Their chateau.
Yeah, they wanted a system of Czechs and Balances.
They'll always live well.
They put an apron
Fingers crossed!! Whoops, I mean crucified!
I gave her a hug
It's because people always throw hissyfits
None of the circuits run to ground.
Copy that.
Funeral director, "Sir, it would cost about £25,000 if we send her home back to the UK or £500 if we bury her here in Jerusalem." Me:"Ship her home." Funeral director: "But sir, why don't you bury her here in the Holy Land and you can save money." Me: "A long time ago a man was buried here and 3 days later he rose from the dead, I can't take that chance."
After she explained it to me it made cents
one in 3 million can be a human
The princess ordered a mountain do.
A desserter
... because absence makes the heart go Fonda
You so early
Because he would have ryzen
As the joke that dad will tell his 20-year-old son will not be the same as the one he tells his seven-year-old son
It means a lot to him
Baroque music.
Because they don't have the guts.
what sound does 420 day make? . . . . Bong!
Then 25.806975 is the root of all devil.
Because they don't know where home is...
Someone commented "I completely agree". I replied back "Hi completely agree. I am Mo".
Nobel Prize
One year several of them died of a plague, and it was essential that the number be brought back up to 6 so the various rites could be performed lest the Republic fall. Once the plague was over riders were sent to the four directions of the wind plus two to find replacements who had been born at the same moment the previous vestal virgins had died. When the riders returned they found they’d had brought back one too many. The recruits drew straws and the one with the short straw was free to go her way. But now here she was hundreds of miles—sorry, thousands of stadia—from home, with nothing to do. Being an enterprising young thing she started an olive oil company and grew it into the largest woman-owned business in the whole Republic. She sold only first-pressed, cold-pressed oil. People loved it and she named her company “Extra Virgin Olive Oil."
It was a tie
Peanut butter and jellyfish…
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