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avatar juwakaw 6 year.agoGiven that a radiator is essentially a vital organ to a car, it's strange that the town in the movie Cars is called "Radiator Springs."

It would be like if we called a city "Liver Pool."

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1. I like when a Muslim says "I come in peace".

Because it means at least he's not a rapist.

2. Mean person, don’t think it was a joke

I saw this horrible person on tiktok today. Here is the video: [tiktok video ](https://vm.tiktok.com/wpy42r/) Honestly we should all get on his stream tonight and figure out what his problem is 😂😂

3. Uranus is small

Yea that's the joke.

4. My friend has lost her sense of taste. She thinks its the coronavirus.

But I think its because she's a vegan now.

5. What's the difference between racism and Asians?

Racism has many faces.

6. How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff

Throw a penny off the cliff. How do you get two Jews to jump off a cliff? Tell them the penny is still down there

7. What do you call an Ethiopian taking a Shit?

Show Off!

8. What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus

It only takes one nail to hang the picture

9. Jokes about aspies. Any?

Aspies = people with Asperger's Syndrome.

10. What do you call a cripple on a yacht?

The anchor

11. What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese!

12. roses are red, i love bread

cop shoots at a flying cockroach but accidentally kills black man instead

13. The quadriplegic gamer wanted to beat the video game the right way.

So she disabled the cheat codes.

14. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?

A prostitute can wash her crack and resell it.

15. What did the biologist call it when his boyfriend gave him a blowjob?

Faggocytosis

16. There is a three story apartment building, it has three apartments. On the top floor resides a black family, the second a white family and the first a Mexican family. One day at noon a tornado comes through and destroys the building, killing everyone inside. Which family survived?

The white family survives because the kids were in school and the parents were at work.

17. Why do black people have nice stuff but live in shitty neighborhoods?

They haven't figured out how to steal houses yet.

18. What's wrong with dead babies?

At least they're still born

19. I've decided to enter the TV singing contest for schizophrenics.

It's called The Voices.

20. Why do I have my Siri set to “South African Male?”

Because that’s the closest I can get to a slave these days

21. Michael Jackson's food poisoning record.

-Ate an 8 year old sausage -Drank 10 year old cream -Ate 9 and 11 year old buns

22. Just seen Stephen Hawking using an ATM,

it's nice to see he's finally found somebody.

23. Robinson

An explanation a black man gives to his boy about where he's been.

24. What was David Bowie’s last hit?

Probably cocaine

25. A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and a little kid passes by...

The priest says, "let's go f**k that little boy" The rabbi replies, "f**k him out of what?"

26. What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

27. What's A Similarity between a Crow and a Person?

They get pissed if you touch their children

28. A Jewish guy with a boner walked into a wall...

...and broke his nose.

29. Have yall ever had Ethiopian Food?

Neither have they

30. What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese!

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