ncalder17 5 year.agoCourtesy of my youngest child - why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough?Because a cold never bothered her anyway. My youngest son thought of this all by himself...he's a 38-year-old lawyer in Nebraska.
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..I'd have 2$ and a couple of counterfeits
We brainwash indigenous natives and rape their children...
So nobody mistakes them for feminists.
But all they got were magazines
Court trial starts tomorow :c
"It's just a perk of the job"
Society
So Mohammed said "My faith can move skyscrapers"
A big wave.
Because SpaceY already went to Uranus.
The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box...
The bartender asks "What will it be, Mr. President?"
As twins and quick to go down.
He asks, "What are you doing?" She answers, "I'm moving to Chicago. I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free." Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase. When she asks him where he's going, he replies, "I'm coming too. I want to see how you live on $800 a year."
Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
Then i'm really an innocent child
Because I don't understand when they say **no** or **stop**.
That's preposterous, I mean, who the hell needs a fleshlight when you have a newborn daughter?
please let me go
Not the best way to find out what she does for a living...
But only one of my daughters does anal, so it's really no contest.
I'm really going to miss Tumblr.
Lily goes up to her dad and says, “dad, why did you name me Lily?” The dad responds, “because a lily fell on your head when you were born.” Rose goes up to her dad and says, “dad, why did you name me Rose? The dad responds, “because a rose fell on your head when you were born.” Piano goes up to her dad and says, “HADUHDABADAHU”
There used to be two of them and now it's a really sensitive subject.
A rice cooker
Like the back of my hand.
I had no idea how to approach it so I looked online and found a video that explains it all. At the end of the video I told him "It's basically just like that, only the white stuff on her face should have gone up her fanny, and normally there isn't a horse involved".
But doing it with their eyes closed... that's a bit cocky.
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing diapers”. She replies: “Oh my god am I pregnant!?” To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
So I bought a uniform and started shooting black people.
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