honolulu_oahu_mod 5 year.agoI came out of the supermarket this morning and there was a woman crying her eyes out. She’d lost all her savings. I felt so sorry for her I gave her $50...I don’t usually do that kind of thing, but luckily, I’d just found $5,000 in the parking lot...
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... None. It's a hardware problem.
The clerk stares at her, then says, "Did you mean spearmint oil?" The blonde replies, "Oh, right, that's what it's called." (I made this today)
....... Someone will be losing a trailer!
My friend chuckled and promptly downvoted.
Because Dawn is tough on grease.
Get a Gay man to have sex with a women ? Shit in her cunt .
She preferred to wash up onshore.
Nahtzee
It’s an Italian suppository.
…Anne Frankly I’m not amused.
She seemed surprised.
A neck-tarine
Her parents sent her to a concentration camp for help
On the dark side
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An Uber.
"Knife to see you."
I lied it was a gas chamber
No problem says the doctor take off your underpants and lie down. He puts a glove on and lubes his fingers and slides two inside her ‘How does that feel’ he says ‘Lovely’ replies the woman ‘but the discharge is coming out my ears’
A deep thot.
…in his defense, he was sent there to get a Black and Decker.
A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for books about paranoia. The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"
"Waddup, Quacker!"
“Yes,” replies the murderer. “Can you please hold my hand?”
With crucifixion they throw out the whole Jew.
God said “You’re right. Give the dumb one a cunt.”
Throw a frying pan in an Ethiopians face.
I got a couple: What was the last thing to go through Diana's mind? The stereo. Why did princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt. What do princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? The wall was their last big hit.
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