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Poor fellow died in new

The day when slavery by British ended in America.

I had to eat both of them as a child.

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Some random guy came up to me today and said that I’m the last signature needed to sign off woman’s rights. On another note I practiced my signature today.

D works best, but whatever you do, don't use A Minor.

He was the ball

That just goes to show...it takes balls to rape somebody

Being elected President of the United States.

Unfortunately Pocohantas AR was already taken

Not wanting to disturb him, I crept over and put a Starbucks coffee cup on top of his box. He immediately woke up and said, "Thank you." "No problem." I smiled. He looked at me again and said, "It's empty." I said, "I know, it's meant to be a chimney."

Just like the father, it just randomly disappeared.

...and he told Miss Polly her dolly has terminal cancer

When you pull them out, everyone wants to be your friend.

Gluc gluc gluc gluc

if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed

You would too if your name was “EEEEUUUURGHHHHHH”

Jackson jacks off

Michael Jackson

I told him there was no need for senseless violence.

Apparently more than 3, it's still pretty dark down there

[ THEY DONT EXIST ]

A midget spinner.

Because being wrong is for women

Puke comes out of a baby, I cum in

The Fairy.

The pencil has a point

I thought the Vegan was overcooked