superto3 5 year.agoQ: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick
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The boy's mother looked disgusted. "WHAT!? You go and tell your father right away!" The boy approached his father." Dad, I had sex with my school teacher today". His mother was shaking her head in disgust. The boy's dad frowned, then said "WELL DONE, SON! You're a man now." The boy's mother threw her arms up and stormed out. "To congratulate you, I'll take you to buy that bicycle you've wanted for a while, right now!" So the father and son buy the bike and leave the shop. As the pair walk, with the boy pushing the bike, the proud father asks "why aren't you riding your new bike, son?" The boy replies, "because my arse is still killing me, Dad".
A bit surprised, she asks, "Really? How do you know that? Are you psychic?" "No, I'm just stronger than you."
Chris "Fuck, I hit her a bit too hard this time".
... his mother told him not to play with guns. But it went in one ear and out the other. [Source] (http://www.sickipedia.net/j/Crime/Suicide/46218)
Black people would rob me.
She slept in our daughter's room.
That's just mean...
Flashbacks.
“Usually an overdose.”
Now you have to play in the NFL :(
A zoophile, a sadist, a murderer, a necrophile, a pyromaniac and a masochist are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution, bored out of their minds. "How about having sex with a cat?" asks the zoophile. "Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, and then kill it," shouts the murderer. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then fuck it again," says the necrophile. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, fuck it again and then burn it," says the pyromaniac. Silence took over, and then the masochist says: "Meow."
I might be a retard, but at least I’m not fucking one.
So I created an account with the name Coathanger and poked it.
LGBBQ
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But I keep seeing less and less of her.
Black people worked 60 years for their masters.
The Arab clearly impressed by this drinks down his beer quickly, tosses his glass in the air pulls out his AK-47 blows it to pieces and says, "Where I come from, we have so much sand to make glasses we don't have to drink from the same one twice either!" The Redneck, cool as a cucumber, chugs down his beer, tosses his glass in the air pulls out his .45 and shoots the Mexican and the Arab, catches the glass and asks for a refill and says, "In America, we have so many illegal aliens we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."
Optimistic.
I guess they were intended for a younger audience.
"I want my land back"
They did unspeakable things to her.
Girls hate football
I don't know what scared him worse, that I was naked, or I knew where he lived.
If you happen to visit the church regularly, you'll probably lose it before you're 14.
unfortunately, he believes actions speak louder than words.
They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane
Anyway, long story short, I'm now saving a fortune on bacon.
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