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is he charged with assault, or child abuse?
Your mother's cunt gets some new content every once in a while. Seriously, the amount of reposts going on in the past few months, both comments and posts, is sickening.
She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Kid stops crying when the gun goes off in it's mouth
If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture
The line at KFC.
At least he took 300 infidels with him too.
So every once in a while, when no one"s looking...you just have to stick it in a handicap one.
2 tight ends and a wide receiver
Most of them are gold diggers
Put Velcro on the ceiling and tell it to jump
Horses
"Dad!!" my daughter screamed. "Mike is lovely!" "I know." I replied. "I was talking to him."
Spray and pray.
It's that some kids would rather kill themselves than lose a bit of weight.
Nothing, don't give a shit if either get fired.
I asked, "Excuse me, do you have a pen?" She replied, "Yes, why?" I said, "Well, you better get back in it before the farmer realizes that you've escaped."
Over 200 years, yoghurt develops a culture
Now it doesn't work. Then I painted white, hoping it would work hard. Now the whole system is corrupt. Then I painted it yellow, hoping it would fix itself. Now the drivers have crashed.
Now she's got two dead dogs.
It's weird because they usually pick cotton.
whipped cream
Nicaragua
Hand him a used tampon and ask what period it came from
Just ask Gianna Bryant.
...The secretary says, "We don't allow blacks at this club." However there's a club 10 minutes down the road that take blacks. "Furious, Bolt replies "do you know who I am? I'm Usain fucking Bolt!" "Oh, sorry, " replies the Secretary. "In that case, it's 5 minutes down the road! " ___ xpost - r/sickipedia
Paul Walker made it to at least 90 before he died.
If god is black and we are supposedly all his children then makes it sense that we never see him.
The execution.
Crime stoppers.
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